#60955 - 24/06/2004 20:38
Re: annet enn fotball.
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smogli
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#60957 - 25/06/2004 15:12
Re: annet enn fotball.
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Tommy Iversen
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Svina fra England er ute, la oss har det litt morro med dem (har med fotball å gjøre, men passer ikke i noen andre tråder  :
Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portugese/Germans?
A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 45 Minutes and still come second!
Q: What is common between a 3 pin plug and the England football team?
A: They are both useless in Europe!
Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young woman in a Spanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely refuted by the English FA. Adam Crozier, chief publicity officer stated: "I find it totally preposterous to suggest that one of our players could make a successful pass to or at, anyone."
Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Jimmy Hill. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot Jimmy Hill - twice.
Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead English football fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. What do English football fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q. If you see an English football fan on a bicycle, why should you never
swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because
when you open them up everything inside them is numbered." The
second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything
inside them is in alphabetical order." Third surgeon says, "Try
electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer English football fans.
They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are
interchangeable."
Did you hear about the UK politician who was found dead in an English
football jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.
Did you hear that the UK Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps with pictures of English football players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted red, white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box.
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#60959 - 25/06/2004 16:28
Re: annet enn fotball.
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pinkerton
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Quote:
Eller som en kar sa på et engelsk forum jeg sveipet innom i dag;
- Saying England played well is synonymous with saying "I am a tedious little cock who knows jack shit about football because when most kids were actually playing it I had to stay in and practice my violin."
Eller:
"Congratulations England, once again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory."
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#60960 - 25/06/2004 18:01
Re: annet enn fotball.
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#60961 - 27/06/2004 14:08
Re: annet enn fotball.
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smogli
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#60962 - 27/06/2004 16:02
Re: annet enn fotball.
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Nil-man
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se alle episodene på nett-tv på http://www.nrk.no/tv/team_antonsen og derretter klikk på "lyd og video"
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